Petals spill over the grass as I weed out the fading roses. My shears hang between the pale pink bush and the pink tipped yellow hybrids as I listen for Cadence. Silence. Better find out what kind of mischief she is making. I throw the shears into the grass, and jog into the backyard.
“Cadence?”
Her little voice comes from the neighbors’ backyard. I track her down before she climbs into their wading pool. The shape is odd, reminds me of mountain peaks. Random footballs and other toys are bobbing in four inches of dirty water. She isn’t too happy to go, arching her back against my arms and whining in baby language. I gather the flowers I’ve cut for my kitchen and the shears in my free hand. I set the shears in the garage and shake the flowers out.
Like a clump of dirt, it falls from either my glove or the roses, and lands between my bare big toe and my second toe. It has to be a clump of dirt, no spiders are that big. It moves, tickling my big toe. I scream, of course, and kick my pink foam flip-flop under the car.
Smooth move. The fat ‘clump of dirt’ crawls over the concrete. I freeze, debating if my last flip flop is worth it. I grab the shovel instead, and squish every visible arachnoid part with the edge.
Two spiders in one day is too much. The first one I shook off (while throwing the picture frame I was adjusting across my bedroom), determined to buck up and deal with it. Second spiders can change a person’s resolve. I think I’ll stay in my house with a can of bug spray in hand at all times.